Fight truth decay - study the Bible twice a day.



Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.



Forbidden fruit creates many jams.



Church parking for members only. All trespassers will be baptised!



No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace.



Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are heavenly!


Where would you like to be seated in eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?



If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.



Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!





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Pr. C